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cheating while playing disc golf by falsifying yours or your competitor's score.
Caleb, bruh, how are you possibly -20 under par? You're such a pencil whipper. carry stevi's bag and let him keep score.
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the act of male masturbation by moving the hands up and down in order to eject the "lead". hence, pushing pencil.
cm: well that's why i like guys, we get bored we go on the net and watch a video, then start pushing pencil.
og: wait!? what!
cm: you know so the good lead "cums" out..
og: urrghh!!! men!! seriousllly!!?? wtf!!
cm: yeahhhh!!!!
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benji from good charollete... because his pussy is so small and tight that he fucks pencils
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When you do a boring job designing anything to do with computers and you make spreadsheets of your bank account, if you think you can buy love, but you're built like a rail post and as about as boring as one, you got tattoos and/or peircings to appear cool, but it only looks like a daisy with a bone sticking through it. When you try to do some remodeling to look like you can do manual labor, but it always looks like a big wreck, when the worst thing you ever did was something you didn't really do, but got blamed for it, when you let people leech off you for months and are too much of a puss to stand up and be a man about it. And when you go to the gym everyone around you including the guys laugh their butts off.
Look at that pencil neck jerk working out, does he really think he looks cool??? And what the hell is sticking out of his nip????
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When a guy inserts his penis into a girls tight pussy and fucks her until they both cum, making the guys penis sharp like a pencil. AKA- Sharpening his pencil.
Guy 1- hey how was your girl last night?
Guy 2- great! i was Sharpening The Pencil, if you know what i mean!
Guy 1- ah you're so lucky!
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Someone who enjoys pushing pencils up their genitals. The hobby rose to prominence in the 1800s, during the industrial revolution, where people could work jobs other than farming. Today, millions, if not billions of men and women participate in this activity. However, it is described to be an incredibly boring task, possibly due to the nature of trends.
After shoving a pencil up his dick, Richard's friends quickly classified him as a Pencil Pusher.
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