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The best movie in the whole entire planet!!
You'll have to see the movie!!
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1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships that are abundant in rich, exquisite ass. Also skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.
2. One who has an obsession with asshole of some sort.
ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!
Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!
LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!
Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
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A form of titty hard on in which only one nipple is hard.
Etymology: evolved from the popular image of a pirate with one eye covered by a patch
When walking down the street and noticing a girl with pirate nipple:
"YARRRRR! Shiver me timbers! Thar be pirate nipple in these waters!"
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The Pirate Lifestyle is an Intentional living Lifestyle. It is a lifestyle of freedom. Being able to do what you want when you want to do it. The pirate lifestyle is living your dreams, having fun, and enjoying life today. And yes, the Pirate Lifestyle is about drinking large quantities of rum.
The Pirate Lifestyle: Time t’ march t’ me owns drummer me hearty.
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Unofficial name for the alcoholic drink, made by mixing Captain Morgan rum and Diet Coke
Two skinny pirates later, I felt gooood.
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To insert your four finger and middle finger into one's rectum ,once inside nice and deep curl the two fingers in to a pirate hook and turn counter clockwise.
Lubricant is optional
My wife loves me to open her booty with the pirate key before I give her my plank.
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when receiving a blow job right before climax you pull out squirt in her eye and then kick her in the shin; then the victim looks like a drunken pirate arrrrrr!!!
man last night i made this chick do a drunken pirate. it was funny as hell
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