Pooched the Poodle

To really screw something up

When I made the kool-aid, I added flour, not sugar and really pooched the poodle

boy to the poodle already

Having hard sex

Damn! Let’s boy to the poodle already! It’s been a week since I’ve seen you!

Different cups of tea for different poodles

1. A phrase that means different people like different things.

2. A substitute for the more common colloquial different strokes for different folks

1. I don't understand why John insists on taking the long way home, but different cups of tea for different poodles I guess.
2. I'm not sure what Laura sees in Paul. He's so gross. I guess it just goes to show different cups of tea for different poodles.

Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

Poodle cakes

A sweet, sexy woman you want to wife up

That girl is specail, shes my poodle cakes

orange poodle

A girl who doesn't know how to match her face makeup with the neck

Marilea is a orange poodle

Poodle

The act of completing a Wordle, Worldle or Heardle whilst defacating.

"I'll be back in 10. Just off for a Poodle"

"Are you OK? You were in there for 25 minutes!?"
"Nothing to worry about, just a particularly tough Poodle today"