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A fat make-believe man that is very stupid and brain-washes all the kids to believe that he owns the North Pole and gives all kids presents on jesuses birthday and makes all the kids think about everything but jesus
Santa claus Is a very spoiled person
Fat old teleporting man which breaks into houses via the chimney (who knows how in apartments), steals cookies and milk and leaves behind boxes wrapped in paper
"Who's Santa Claus?"
"Oh, he breaks into houses on Christmas and leaves behind presents"
A intuitive bisexual position in which a man sits upon another mans lap and this chain continues upward stacking man on-top of man. Topping it all off with a women stacked upon the final penis, she represents the star of a Christmas tree. This position is best done during everyone's favorite time of the year. Christmas!
The day of the lords birth. We must honor him by performing Santa's lap!
Unreciprocated oral sex.
Last night was just ok. I went down on her, but I ended up just giving her the Sad Santa.
When a guy gets jizz in his beard.
I was jacking off and accidentally gave myself a Salty Santa.
A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.
Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?
Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?
Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?
Tony: no.
Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..
The act of cuming on your partners face and using your dick to shape it into Santa's beard.
Jenny was pissed off when she woke up with a bearded Santa on Christmas morning.