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being drunk, but not drunk enough to not remember things. and telling people you're blacked out.
i am seattle blacked out.
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Seattle Calculus Class. Slang term for a gangbang consisting of one black or white Jimmi Hendrix or Kurt Cobain look a like being serviced by three or more young geeky asian fan girls. One if not all of the orgy members must be tripping on acid or crack.
Last year when I visited San Fransico and played in Tom's band I got a lot of Seattle Calc Classes.
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An Major League Soccer club from Seattle that has a incredibly ridiculous amount of fans (for an American soccer club), upwards of 35,000 a match. The original club formed in 1974 and they have been playing in MLS since 2009.
Eurosnob: No one watchs American ... pfft.... soccer HAH
Sounders FC fan: Have you seen Qwest Field during a Seattle Sounders FC match?
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A person shits in a sock and beats someone with it.
my friend pissed me off last night,so tonight Im going to give him a seattle sock job
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When a woman is on her period, a man fucks her and then pulls out revealing the penis covered in spaghetti sauce
Yo that bitch gave me a seattle spaghetti
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Putting pubes on your ring finger, followed by fingering your partner's butthole. While making broom noises.
1: I love doing the Seattle Chimney Sweeper
2: what the hell?
1: i love the pubes up my ass
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This rare and exotic act involves shooting heroin up while simultaneously masturbating ones genitals.
Man, last night I had the raddest seattle space needle. It was under a bench in volunteer park while listing to Death Cab for a Cutie on my iPod in the pouring rain, while my bangs stuck dripping wet to my forehead.
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