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A virtual world where it's so much more fun to be a griefer by loading up on bombs, guns, nukes, and other weapons to go around shooting people, blowing up events, and pissing people off than it is to actually waste your time & money in an otherwise pointless nerd role-playing exercise.
Those losers in Second Life just hate it when I walk into their precious little "virtual party" and just start lobbing grenades all over the place.
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In physical encounters between a female and a male (and possibly
between same sexes), Second base is the heavily debated term
used to loosely describe the touching and "feeling up" of ones
partner. It may include some manual (this means with HANDS)
stimulation of breasts, clit, penis, anus, etc. The latter parts are often
Refered to as "third base", but technically speaking, third base is
Manual or oral stimulation that results in a CLIMAX.
Oral is never considered part of second base. Second base does not mandate
whether either person be clothed or naked. Third base would usually
require a minimum removal of a portion of clothing, as would
Home, obviously.
John: "I stayed at Janette's house last night. She let me get to third!"
Me: "Happy balls, then! Did you bust in her mouth?"
John: "No! She just rubbed my dick and she wouldn't go any further!"
Me: "Hahahaa! You only got to second base, dumbass! BURN!!!"
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the bases:
1st- making out, snogging, french kissing
2nd- fingering/handjob
3rd- licking out/blow job
4th- full sex
(Mum overhears John talking about the day before)
John: Blah blah blah second base blah
Friend: hahahahaha (laughs for no reason)
Mum(interrupting): is that good, dear?
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2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.
Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?
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1. A joint that is rolled of second generation weed, which is weed from the roach, or a butt of a joint or blunt.
2. Weed from roaches
1. "Shit, I'm out of green. Guess it's time to roll some second gen."
2. "So there I was, on the crapper with six roaches' worth of second gen on the cover of the Mac Addict in my lap, when grandma busts in the door, and I says, 'Granny, don't!'"
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I was to busy last night using my second head.
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1. This is lost when a person has sex with their second partner.
2. This is lost when someone does anal for the first time.
1. I would bet Lucas has a 25% chance of loosing his virginity to a guy and about a 50% chance of loosing his second virginity to a guy.
2. -I heard Brian lost his second virginity
- Yeah, I know that's gross.
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