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when you have a bad chance of something.
Man i had a skinny chance cuz I remember when i was 9 or 10, i was in love with this girl and she didnt' like me and i couldnt date her. Man i had a skinny chance
When you put the mouthpiece of a tuba into a girl's asshole during oral sex and she farts
You: I was going down on Jenna and she wanted to try out a new move, so I got my old tuba from the garage and we tried to skinny tuba.
Jerry: Woah bro, did it echo around the house like I told you it would?!
You: Hell yea it did bro, even the windows were shaking!
A girl that is so skinny you can see her ribs.
Wow that girl is such a ribby skinny! She only eats half a grape a day.
Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.
Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.
Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside).
People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech body-scanning techniques (like MRIs), to discover that they are what doctors call 'centrally-obese': having large fat-cells in their vital organs and subcutaneous skin deposits which is high risk for heart disease and can double risk of CDV (cardiovascular disease) in men.
A new relative method to body mass index (BMI) is the Body Volume Index (BVI), which is a faster computer-based digital scan that calculates body-volumes/body fat percentages. Similar techniques to BVI should be made to tell you if you are one of the latest 'fat' category: the 'skinny-fats!
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skinny penis is a deadly disease that causes men to have a long but floppy penis it never gets hard. women do not like skinny penises.
Maria: Did you see Juan's Penis?
George: No why???
Maria: I think he has a case of a skinny penis.
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Jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man's testis.
Billy: Oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
Joe:Cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!
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