Skinny Roger

A guy who thinks his shit don't stink but it does. Typically wears hat backwards and talks about "That one time he met kid rock". Drinks pabst blue ribbon exclusively.

Oh god sam, that guy really looks like a skinny roger, don't you think?

small skinny

Absolute beast of a man up front, and is incredible at finishing. Will never miss a shot on goal, and is often let down by man like j2splashy not passing around the bloody box.

'You know how Small Skinny scored another skinny trick?'
'Yeah hes incredible'

Skinny legs

A girl who is named Paula

"Look its skinny legs paula"

skinny noodle

Someone who is usually skinny but can also be defined as someone who is tall and skinny.

Dude you’re a skinny noodle, the winds gonna blow you away.

skinny-fats

Also called TOFIs (thin outside, fat inside).

People who doesn't look fat or overweight from the outside (no 'fat folds') and still are considered 'fat' when they are submitted to hi-tech body-scanning techniques (like MRIs), to discover that they are what doctors call 'centrally-obese': having large fat-cells in their vital organs and subcutaneous skin deposits which is high risk for heart disease and can double risk of CDV (cardiovascular disease) in men.

A new relative method to body mass index (BMI) is the Body Volume Index (BVI), which is a faster computer-based digital scan that calculates body-volumes/body fat percentages. Similar techniques to BVI should be made to tell you if you are one of the latest 'fat' category: the 'skinny-fats!

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skinny penis

skinny penis is a deadly disease that causes men to have a long but floppy penis it never gets hard. women do not like skinny penises.

Maria: Did you see Juan's Penis?
George: No why???
Maria: I think he has a case of a skinny penis.

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Skinny Jeans

Jeans worn for the purpose of annihalating a man's testis.

Billy: Oof, these jeans are squeezing mah bawls so tight.
Joe:Cuz ur wearing skinny jeans you nimrod!!

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