thumb start

while engaging in doggy style sex with a bored or less than entertained partner, the act of inserting the thumb into the butthole of your partner. this will serve as a suprise to them, and will make for a more lively and entertaining experience. reactions may vary from positive to negative, but really, who cares?

Chris: dad, my sexual experience with kelsey has really become pedantic and mechanical lately.

Dad: well after you stop talking like a fag, why don't you give her the good ol' thumb start. that should get her going, it always revved your mother's engine.

Chris: ewwwww dad!

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thumb drop

When you are doing your partner from behind, usually doggie style, and you "drop" your thumb in and out of your partners a-hole.

I was doing my girlfriend doggie style the other night and I gave her the ole Thumb Drop!!

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dick thumbs

When someone has massively large thumbs example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

example "look at fletch's thumbs there huge" " yeah he's got a right set of dick thumbs!"

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thumbing it in slack

When a man fails to achieve an erection but is undaunted and proceeds to push his penis into the vagina or more commonly anus and attempts sloppy sex by pushing in his penis with his thumb.

Nathan - Aww man im going to jail. imma be some guys bitch. i hope they are tender and start by thumbing it in slack

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Hot Thumb

1. A sexual maneuver in which the male exhausts warm air on his thumb, heating it, and placing it in his partners vagina, giving warm comforting pleasure.
2. Slang: used when explaining if you had a sexual encounter and/or if it was humiliating.

1. "When Janet met Maximus she thought he was nice. When Maximus gave Janet the Hot Thumb she fell in love"
2. " 'What happened to you at the party last night?'
'I hooked up with that foreign girl!'
'Dude you've been working that for weeks, are you gonna call her?'
'Fuck no! I Hot Thumbed that shit!' "

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thumb lashing

To be reprimanded via sms messages on a mobile (aka cell) phone.

"I was suppoesed to take her out for dinner but I stayed with me mates at the pub and boy did she give a right thumb lashing."

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Thumbed Crusader

(Noun, Vulgar)
A deviant, typically of sub-continental origin, who derives particular sexual pleasure from the act of anally-violating females using his thumb (the opposed, short, thick finger with only two phalanges).

"Sen, the Thumbed Crusader, came home to de-grease his favourite appendage following an active night of thumb-crusading." {Modern - 2OTH C.}

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