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Smithy the toad was once a man with a large penis, he then go turned into a toad. When this happened he kept the long penis and his been blissed with hoes all of his life as a toad. He cannot walk very well hard or flimsy, but can fuck like a full grown man
Smithy the toad's erection is 10 inches long.
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noun: a person who happens to be irritating/dumb that they are about as useless as a toad that has the sole purpose to consume chode.
Wow, Jake Brosen is such a chode toad.
That redneck is such a chode toad, he always yells at Daquan (presumed to be a person of African descent) for being useless to our country.
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a short fat lady with pants that are way to tight, because she is trying to attract lesbians because no man would touch that even if they had a four hundred ply condom. you can hear then coming from a mile away and your penis gets force like powers
guy1: dude! my penis just quivered
guy2: OH Shit!!
guy3: run BITCH run
guy2: Its a Frakin homosexual toad!!!
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When you rub your dick on a toad then get warts on your dick. To use toad chode to its full effect is to preform anal on your ex girlfriend then ribbit load and hard when you cum or when a wart explodes
I totally just fucked Gwen with my toad chode, she's such a stupid bitch!
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When you dip toad a toad in chicken wing sauce and put it up your twitter.
I went camping and I gave Mike a firey toad because he has a jew fro.
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suck a toad usually refers to telling a person off after s/he has tried to ridicule you in front of friends. It is also used to describe anger regarding a specific topic or person.
1. Person A: you're so short
Person B: suck a toad
2. Me: To all the people that hate elbow licking, suck a toad!
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Noun
When a normie tries to be "dank" or "edgy"
This is based off a not so well known parody of Pepe the Frog, a popular symbol of meme culture
My brother posted an MLG edit in 2018, he's such a Peep Toad
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