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The woman had to go to the ginacologist to have her twin leeches checked.
two people (either of the same or oppisite sex) that have gotten herpes from the same person.
After La-Swanda gave me and Tyrone herpes, we realized we were apache twins.
siblings born the same year with different mamas and the same dad
I just had a maury twins his sister was born an hour ago.
Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.
Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".
"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."
To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.
Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.
I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.
When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water
Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!
4👍 2👎
When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins
Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?
Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!