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Bliss with a Twist

Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.

Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.

Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.

by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021


Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.

Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”

by PandaChicken March 16, 2018


Mc Twist

A sexual act where a guy ejaculates in his partner’s butt-hole and continues to stir it around. Then partner squats over his face, and unloads the Mc Twist.

Hey bro how was your date with “Becca”?..
It was great I took her out for dinner.. and for desert I had a Mc Twist!..
Bruh you nasty..

by One-Eyed-Willy June 05, 2020


twist a dick

An informal way of telling one to go fuck off.

Chris: Bro your drinking my beer.

Travis: Why don't you go twist a dick, trick ass buster.

by Pimpdaddymeg March 08, 2015


Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth

David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."

by FuckYouBrando November 20, 2017


Twisted transistor

The act of finger blasting a female as she inhales a hit of crack cocaine.

Yo, I gave that girl a twisted transistor last night after we picked up some hard.

by Crazy blonde freak February 11, 2022


twisted fucker

Some one who is messed up sexually

George: Man my boss is a twisted fucker, she is always trying to get in my pants.
Lucas: How old ?
George: OLD.

by Mister Hickie November 04, 2015