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urine vandalism (short: UV)
Like normal vandalism, just by the use of your/someone else's urine.
Adapted from Wiktionary:
Willful damage or destruction of any property with no other purpose than damage or destruction of said property using urine.
+ Yesterday, my boss laid me off. He's such an asshole!
- Really?!?! I think you shouldn't simply accept that!
+ What do you expect me to do?!
- Well, how about some urine vandalism in his office?
+ You sure? I mean, what if they have UV protection?
- If you really want to do a UV, no UV protection in the world can be strong enough!!!
+ You're right. Let's go and grab some beers. I've got a wonderful idea for a UV ...
- Damn, I'm so freaking excited ...
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When you're at a bar with your buddies and every time you take a piss you throw some change in the urinal and keep track of how much is in there until it disappears because someone dug it out.
Damn bro we we played urinal lottery last night and got $1.17 in the urinal before some sorry fucker dug it out of there.
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when the girls bathroom is packed and women are forced to pee in the sink
there were so many girls in the restroom that I had to use the female urinal
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the part of a bathroom known as the urinal.
it is a urinal that you pee in
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the lead singer of the band Mindless self indulgence
he recently got sued for sexual battery of a minor
todd: jimmy urine is cool, well, he was
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It's that area below a person's waist line that looks like another stomach. This feature is quite common to females. So, females having an uterus giving us the term "urine pouch".
You are walking down the street and you see a heavy set person coming towards you and you look at your buddy and state "look at the urine pouch" on that one.
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a way of saying "your an ass" in a creative manner. best works online.
Sexy beast: dude, i made eighty bucks last night
Curly haired douche bag: urine ass
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