Zach is the best friend you could have. He always finds a way to make you laugh and feel better. Although annoying as hell all the time, he easily lights up a mood and makes things better. Everyone deserves to know a Zach.
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Just simply a faggot. That's it.
"I'm like a Zach"
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a guy who drinks mountain dew a lot, plays goalie in hockey, and grinds on fortnite playgrounds with his friend Nick
Whoβs that playing fortnite and drinking mountain dew, oh it must be zach
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A redneck with crooked, nicotine stained teeth, breath like cow's ass, and an over-clingy bullshit attitude that makes him propose to his partners after 3 days. Also will tell ex partners to kill themselves, and move on from ex partners at breakneck speed. Often will show off new partner to ex partner, who is just happy they got out of there. Also a Trump supporter with no brain cells to spare.
Person 1: I just broke up with Zach.
Person 2: When's the party? I'll bring booze.
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A tall guy like 6ft or more likes men fat pice of shit has a small dick and sucks at sports he is a bitch and every one hates him
Zach:hey Joe want to go to chipotle.
Joe:shut the fuck up and leave me alone
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Zach is Some dumbass who plays fortnite and canβt get a life so he masterbates his self to sleep and then he also has a big wiener
Zach is a fucking dumb idiot
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Zach's are usually gay and are very lovable. They will probably love theatre and music. Zachs also are very wise and can be very silly. Most Zachs will not grow up in a poor neighborhood or household. Most importantly Zachs will love you nomater who you are. Zachs are great to have as a boyfriend/girlfriend and think before starting a relationship. Lastly zachs are ducking gods at guitar. :)
Zach and I are in a relationship and it soooo amazing.
Did you here Zach on the guitar?
Yeah it was amazing !
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