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British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.
Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"
Guy 2:* Fucking dies*
When you are railing a woman from behind and she is wearing a stocking tightly over her head and gripping it at her neck. You then proceed to violently pull the excess material toward yourself making her squeal as well as making her nose resemble a pig.
I heard Frank gave Debra a high quality piggy thief last night
A word/definition posted on Urban Dictionary that was swiped by a moderator and used as their own.
What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.
One who breaks up with roommate... but takes the prized possession- The Toaster Oven.
He does this, while the roommate has sentimental value & assumes values.
Then. He doesn’t even use it.
Dick.
Dude. I thought we were friends. Alex the Thief
I went to make my delicious toast... And. It.Was.Gone. The precious toaster oven.
The savvy squatty fisherman friend of yours who scarfs up all the fish filets harvested from a fishing trip.
“Hey check out The Fish Thief Ray Ray running off with our fish!!!”
Somone who like young children under 6 and are still in car seats
Carseat thief likes young children in carseats
One of many pony tricks where the store clerk sets up a robbery where she tackles the thief to the ground before he gets out of the store, making herself the hero of the day to a viewing audience. They both later have a good laugh about everything when there are no cameras rolling.
That dumbass watching the news fell for her thief trick. The clerk and robber who set it up knew each other well, they got a good laugh out of it.