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The ability for a conservative right wing loony to actually listen to something besides Fox news and comprehend what they say.
Joe may be a dumb as a rock republican bigot but he does listen to other radio/tv news stations and can think outside the Fox.
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Psychiatric ward. So called because Australians have a reputation for being goofballs.
Babs had a bout of depression and spent a week in the Australian Think Tank
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when a guy does an action by using the head where his brain is located and the head where his penis is located. A guy does this action so that it would probably increase his progress of further getting laid or just does an action and gets made fun of.
Person A- Jim!! Open the door for the girls behind you.
Person B- Tom! No thanks I have better things to do.
Person A- Its called chivalry... you could learn something thats how I get laid
Person B- Nope, its called thinking with two heads...and thats what you could learn
Person A- (silent)
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When you ask your crush to go out with you but she replies with "I'll think about it
"you're going to fast with this" "I'll think about it"
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A phrase spoken by supervisors requiring workers to complete massive amounts of changes to a task near completion.
Hey man, Boss man just walked in my office and said "I've been thinking" about our original approach to the project.
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These 3 words put fear in any man or boy who isn't expecting it. They are usually followed up by the word pregnant.
girl: I really enjoyed sex with you a few weeks ago. guy : Me too it was great. girl : I think I'm --------. guy: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
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Thinking outside of the circle. Refers to someone who thinks more differently, and thinks in the mind of a genius.
Albert Einstein was a mental thinker who would often think outside of the circle.
Thinking Outside of the Circle: someone who thinks in the mind of genius and is usually smarter than other people.