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Sitting out in your rikity old shitter pinching out a loaf while getting a blow job while your dog watches!
Cletus: "Yo' ma! i gotta shit! Come her and put yer kissing tools on my baby maker"
Ma: "Dang, Cletus! Thats yur third turd t'day!"
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adj. - referring to, in a derogatory manner, to ease or privilege
“This ain't like that country club bullshit you're used to.”
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The most beggar country in the world is Pakistan, and it goes everywhere begging.
For this reason, the name of Beggar Country has been given to Pakistan.
If there were any World Most Begar country awards, it would have been given to Pakistan.
Pakistan Is A Beggar Country
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(noun)
Typically thought of as a redneck, daddy's girl, but in reality, usually an average girl of the south. She wears cowgirl boots, not neccasarily on a regular basis. She's alright with wearing dresses and lookin pretty, but, just like any other girl, prefers jeans. Country Girls coome in all shapes and sizes, and are typically not whores, meaning, some are virgins some aint. country girls love their Jason Aldean and you can't forget Sugarland, so, yes, they love country music, but they don't limit what they listen to, to jus that, they also like pop-hits, just as much. Most, I'd say, go to church, half or more, don't really give a damn though. They just go cause it's more of a ritual of the south than anything.
Most Northeners & Californians, mistake country girls and rednecks, so let me make it clear, Polk County, TN = rednecks whereas most other counties in TN, have country girls and boys, and not so many rednecks.
A: Didja know Reese Witherspoon, was raised up as a country girl ?
B: Yea, she was good friends with my aunt, back when they were youngins' like us.
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A super nice ghetto booty on a white country girl. Can easliy be found at Lambert's Cafe.
"You guys laughing at my hair, I didn't have time to fix it this morning."
"No, were admiring your country butt sweettie."
Coined by my man J.P.
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One who resides in the country and is somewhat objectionable.
Stuart "He's a Country Member.", Sarah, "Yes I remember"
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How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.
Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.
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