decision generator

A coin toss.

I used a decision generator to choose who I was going to booty call this week.

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Generational Sodomy

when a man skull-F***s another man so hard his great grandson occasionally reaches to the back of his head and goes ow

invented by Rayne Summers, main character of the comic "Least I Could Do"

"ow, what the heck?"
"what?"
"i dunno, just felt a sharp pain on the back of my head"
"maybe your a victim of generational sodomy"
"ha ha....no"

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general class

noun

refers to all members of the social group other than those who are members of the economic, political elite or the aristocracy.

Mike and John are just ordinary citizens, one is a laborer the other a Doctor, and both are of the general class.

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Trans generation

At times when your generation is truly being extremely dumb for no apparent reason and you just can’t take it anymore. Like when they eat laundry detergent pods... because they look, tasty. Or when they get offended by absolutely anything and everything you say.

“I can’t believe Jane died after scoffing that tide pod”

“I want to trans generation so bad right now”

Or

“You have such pretty eyes”

“Did you just assume I have eyes?! What is wrong with you, you disgust me”
“Why can’t I trans generation”

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My Generation

The first generation to have no rebellion, no dissent, no revolution. Comprised almost entirely of people going with the flow and cliques like Emo which are perpetuated by corporations that make money off of them.

With this new generation comes a new media technology. Like TV, radio, and probably some other thing before it, the Internet lets people communicate and do stuff in a new way of some kind. Hmm.

We're raised in an era of mass hysteria, fake democracy and facaded fascism, and we keep getting fooled again and again.

"FUCK BUSH, FUCK YEAH OBAMA"
- epic fail

"FUCK OBAMA, FUCK YEAH BUSH"
- epic fail

"Iraq has weapons of mass destruction!"
- epic fail former president

"Bailouts and shit will help the economy."
- epic fail president

"You're all conformists, I'll go off and listen to Linkin Park or some shit now."
- epic fail at nonconformity

"Yeah, I know shit's fucked up. So?"
- epic apathy

"Democrats and republicans are different somehow."
- epic fail

"Obama's a socialist."
- epic fail

"FUCK MAN, LOOK AT THOSE TOWERS FALL!!"
- September 11th, 2001

"We republicans are conservatives and run this country by the constitution. And think the PATRIOT act is a good idea."
- hypocrisy

"We democrats are liberals and are into liberation and human rights. And think the PATRIOT act is a good idea."
- hypocrisy

"We don't need school, we have the internet."
- my generation

"We're different in some way from every other generation"
- wrong

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General Contractor

General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.

Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.

Larry: How are you going to do that?

Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.

Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?

Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!

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On General Principles

A term coined by Hunter S. Thompson, it's basically just a faster, cooler way of saying "because of basic morals(usually yours)". Often concerns inflicting violence on horrible people.

“That fucking monkey should be killed—or at least arrested—on general principles,”
-Hunter S. Thompson

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