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When you’re taking a shit and don’t want it to smell so you immediately flush before it hits the water
I knew I would have horrible smelling diarrhea and I didn’t want the smell to leak from under the door so I did a Kentucky drive through as soon as I started to push
A nail through an olive is a symbol for only one. The one. The only being on this earth wise yet wretched enough to have slain the stubbornness that is of the moon. The only Pat to have patted the gotten. The only to have got it down pat. I repeat, got it down pat.
Bitch its my birthday so olive juice or crocodile tears? Yeah, fucking nailed it. Like, you know, a nail through an olive.
The act of having intercourse with a woman who has not shaved her vagina.
Do you like it trim, or do you prefer to hack through the jungle?
If only your pucker-ability was as focused as your desire to treat the room to your new air bouquet.
I felt that all too familiar rumbly in my tumbly, was a little too relaxed in my delivery and unfortunately delivered a fart with follow through.
Having to perform a task while very hungover. Most commonly used to mean having to perform your job at work while suffering from a bad hangover.
“Give Jimmy a break. He may not be performing to his usual standard, but he’s banging through the sauce today.”
THE Glass Pipe aka ..The Glass BBQ or The Crystal Pistol ....
Look at that wired gronk,
He's been twirling on the "See Through Didgeridoo" all night ,
he"s off his head .
a thong that you can see through
damn! that girl was wearing a see through thong yesterday
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