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A prehistoric "cougar" that preys on young men that could be her grandson's age.
When I took my grandma to Bingo, her sabertooth tiger friends couldn't keep their paws off me.
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a balchaaaay who has lots of charnas who push him in the gym to do 5 more sit ups, straightens ones hair before going out... (dont forget to gel your hair before straightening it!). A smoof also wears porno button up V necks (unbuttoned). If your a true smoof you only shag hot dolls (but she had a pretty face), wear tight beaters when attending gym, talking in a typical joburg accent. Typical diet equals chicky breasts on rye with a protein shake, and then a shot of anabolic steriods in the biceps for desert.
"ah boet hay, no like we late for gym hay and iv already taken my shake and guna miss my window of opportunity for mazimum pumpage!! trying to become an ultimate smooth tiger like john dob "
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From the song by The Killers of the same name, a neon tiger is a foreigner/tourist who goes to Las Vegas to gamble to "Redeem themselves from poor decisions, to win big" unaware that The House Will Always Win, under the heat of the southwest sun.
"Run neon tiger there's a price on your head. They'll hunt you down and gut you, I'll never let them touch you!"
"I'm begging you neon tiger run."
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In Thailand, a special sex show involving a number of acrobatic displays. Examples of what to expect at a tiger show are, women shooting darts out of their pussies, women shooting ping pong balls out of their pussies, and women women opening beer bottles with their pussies. Fun is had by all, and generally each man in attendance finishes his night with a private performance from one of the entertainers.
Dude, Ryan, you know who I saw at last night's tiger show? Your mom!
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When a dude tells his buddy, "fuck you", and then pauses and says "like tiger fuck you" and at the same time impersonates Tiger Woods swinging a golf club until Tiger begins the foreswing and then switches to a hand gesture demonstrating a penis sluging all over the buddy's face.
Also it can be performed on a female but it is used as an invitation rather than an insult.
You grab your cock, then you decend until you reach your head, then you proceed to swing it as you would your driver onto your lover's forehead.
"Hey Oliver Rufus ,fuck you, like tiger fuck you."
Hey baby, want a tiger fuck?
I was giving head to my boyfrieng when he tiger fucked me, he is sooooo hot! I wish every girl could be so lucky.
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The Tiger Eye is a variation of the wrinkled penny or ballon knot... what makes the Tiger Eye destinctive is the hairy covering of the anus.
Anthony showed his Tiger Eye when his board shorts fell to his ankles during a recent run. "Anthony, your hole is so hairy it looks like a Tiger's Eye"
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A move that Sagat from Street Fighter uses to knock out his oppenents.
b button, up, down, up, down ... TIGER UPPERCUT!!!
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