When you’re giving someone a blumpkin and you reach around and scoop up a little shit to lube the balls.
Hey Carol! We just had Mexican food so tonight would be the perfect night for a blumpkin scoop!
(v.) \ˈhip\ \ˈsküp\
The act of picking up the opposite sex with direct application of swag.
abbreviated: hip, hip hip scoop, hip scooping, scoop.
-Stef, you look good today!
-Hip scoop!
-Wanna chill later cutie?
-Hip, hip scoop!
noun
1. A late night game in which a metal bangle is thrown at an upright peg, often attached to the toe of a sleeping drunk person; the object being to encircle it or come as close to it as possible without waking the drunk.
2. A variation of the ancient Greek game of quoits.
"Anyone fancy a game of toe scoop?"
To Pick Someone or Something up, usually in a vehicle.
Hey Kiana can you scoop up the Target order after work?
The action of riskily grabbing something quickly before anyone else has a chance too; especially if referring to the ball in Halo Grifball.
Holy shit dude, I just Urt Scooped that jont!
stooping to a low level in fear of having no bitches and inviting an acquaintance to a recreational event for the sole purpose of that indivual will bring tons of poon
"dude, all da bitties are outa town so i pulled a scoop stoop to make sure we got sum tatas in da house to mack on"
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Verb - The act of luge starting 2 females simultaneously. Hands start out palms down and then you follow with a vaginal scoop, scooping towards your body. This is also known as the female version of ski poles.
Hey Mandy, I love the way you were tuna scooping those two hot blondes last night!
My hands are really cramped today from all that tuna scooping I was doing last night.
So did the CEO tuna scoop her last night?
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