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A nightime activity practiced generally in the South; bullfrog hunting, which involves, in some cases, shooting the frog with a .22 caliber gun and then spearing it, cleaning it, and cooking it, in order to eat the frog's legs.
Last night Bubba went giggin' and then we had frog legs for dinner.
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A Singing Frog is the occurrence in which your attempt to show someone an ongoing symptom/ issue is squandered due to it's coincidental absence.
Most often occurs with:
Computers/ Technological Products, Cars, Mysterious Sounds etc.
Term is derived from the famous Looney Tunes short, "One Froggy Evening," in which a man finds a frog who routinely performs the song "The Michigan Rag" in front of him, yet remains silent and ordinary whenever he attempts to show him to anyone, driving him mad and resulting in his institutionalization.
Example 1:
Man walks into a car dealership after dropping his car off earlier that morning.
Man: So, did you figure out what the noise was?
Mechanic: Sir, there was no sound whatsoever.
Man: What?! What are you talking about, it keeps making this "SHHHISSHHHHARRRRERRRR" sound whenever it drives!
Mechanic: Yes... Of course it does, Sir..
Man: Ugh. I guess it's A Singing Frog.
Mechanic: (Raises eyebrows) What?
Man: Nevermind...
Example 2:
Dude 1: Dude. What is up with your computer screen? It's really fucked up. You should take it in.
Dude 2: Yeah but it only happens randomly. It'll probably not even act up when I take it in.
Dude 1: Ahh. It's A Singing Frog.
Dude 2: What? Shut up.
Dude 1: K...
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An obsessive woman who will do anything just to be associated with Navy SEALs. Frog Hogs now use the internet to find every Navy SEAL possible on facebook, past or present, and "like" and comment on every single thing that any Navy SEAL posts on their profile, and do so with an enormous degree of ass kissing. They also read through everyone's comments on that particular SEAL's profile, and can figure out who other Navy SEALs are by creeping on their facebook pages. They then friend request those men and exhibit the same kind of behavior and spread their Frog Hogness everywhere in an irritating manor.
They also get overly dramatic in facebook arguments, and give their opinions when no one asked them to in the first place, and get extremely defensive over the SEALs that they stalk, even though they have never met any of these men in real life, yet act like they are best friends.
Did you see all the comments that Gina keeps posting to all these Navy SEALs on facebook? Does she even know any of them? How did she even become associated with these guys? I have never seen someone put so much effort into talking to people that they don't even know. She just wants to fuck a Navy SEAL and hopefully marry one, so that she can be "in the community." She's such a fucking FROG HOG!!
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if the spider man doesnt work("When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.")then the cum will get stuck in ur fingers and it make ur fingers all webbed then u slap the girl in the face.
the spider man didnt work on the bitch so i wiped out the frog slap and she didnt know what to do with herself
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The act of masturbating without lubrication using just your sandpaper-like hands.
I was frog balling it dude! I didn't use any lube and I dry shot it!
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A term meaning temporary insanity in situation or conduct.
x - "omg noob asdf wickkle wickkle im pregnant and you're the mother!"
y - "you're madder than a box of frogs you are".
x- "omg i killed 18 guys in a row on 2142"
y- "yes, i saw that, it was madder than a box of frogs".
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When someone decapitates a stuffed frog plush toy, fills it with tuna, re-attaches the head, and then puts it in the back seat of your car to let it rot.
Dude, Zach Tuna-Frogged me last night.
What the fuck is Tuna-Frogging?