fuck Google

What you say when you search something on the internet and the results are basically a bunch o' shit.

Person: *searches on Google*
*finds a billion shitty results*
"Fuck Google!"

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Google Cave

"To the Google Cave!!" The term used to describe the act of Googling a fact when you realize you are never going to remember what you wanted to know, for example, the name of an actor that was in a particular movie, how many calories are in a Big Mac, the year that man first stepped on the moon, etc, etc...
Taken from the phrase "To the Bat cave!" from the Adam West TV show Batman.

Man 1: What is the technical name for someone that is interested in Insects? I think its an Ornithologist, but I'm not sure!

Man 2: I think they are called Entomologists, but I'm not sure either!

Man 1: To The Google Cave!!!

Google Documents

The invention that makes written paper/pencil notes and documents now primitive. Arguably the most convenient form of simple document storage available.

Anyone who still uses paper and pencil instead of Google Documents to keep track of there notes are neanderthals.

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google classroom

A trash app that teachers can post O N L I N E W O R K. It is even more stressful for students because they can out of nowhere see a assignment notification and get pressured. ALSO, Make sure to rate google classroom 1 Star on the App Store! Thanks!

Ugh the teacher assigned more work on Google Classroom
Ik it sucks can we like have a break or something for gosh sakes??
IKR

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Google Faps

Analysing Google new projects such as Google+ social network, Google Faps will probably be the next big porn portal.

Dude, I saw an amazing new gangbang over Rebecca Linares on Google Faps! I'll send it to you as soon as I clean my hands!

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Thank Google

An exclamation, similar to "Thank God", that one would use to express relief and gratitude after a long but successful search engine info hunt, started with very little to go on and ending with the knowledge sought.

I was looking for the name of the song in that commercial, because i'm totally addicted to it, and Thank Google I found it.

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Operation Google

Google launched a new AI (Artificial Intelligence) program known as “Jigsaw Conversation”. The purpose of this AI is to find, delete and block comments and posts deemed as offensive. These includes comments that are “sexist, racist, transphobic, anti-immigration, Islamophobic….etc”. Since this is a war on Trolls, it sounds to reason that the greatest Trolls online, 4chan, weren’t going to take the news very well. The plan had root on 8chan’s /pol/ board and several other 4chan boards. Every time they want to use the word “Nigger”, they’re going to use “Google” instead and let Google block their own brand instead.

'operation google f*cked over google by tarnishing their brand'

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