to take a crap with such surgical precision that little or no wiping is required
Jasper: man, I've been able to switch to single-ply discount TP now that I can pinch a loaf every day during my morning constitutional
Willy: dude, you must be saving a bundle
a sexual practice whereby one person attempts to insert their head into the asshole or vagina of another. In practice little more than the nose or ear is often inserted.
Hey John, I'm feeling kinda frisky, but your cock never truly satisfies me. Can we try loaf roasting again.
ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass
frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!
expressing negative feelings,strongly disagreeing.
i think jay kays's a great singer,.....screw the loaf!
When you ejaculate in a girl and use a piece of bread to scrape up the semen then feed it to her
Last night your sister let me cob loaf her
The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.
Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf
Very long and grotesque fecal matter that is of very high temperature