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matt
a 5 foot kid who slacks in school and lounges around his house avoiding homework and plays videogames all day matt is also me
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Brown hired with brown eyes. Tends to cheat on his girlfriends and cant decide wheter he likes you or not. Can be a fucking scum but is really sexy.
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Doesn't thank the bus driver. Wears loose fitting clothes and refers to himself as "daddy" or "sexy" when no one else is around. Will do anything for clout.
I woke up late today and decided to just pull a matt.
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Motherfucker who kicks frogs
Hey Matt, kick any poor frogs today?
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A soy-filled bitch who records himself reading clickbait articles on Youtube like his viewers are all illiterate retards. Signs of being Mundane Matt include being a fat faggot with no chin and facial hair resembling a pug's ass, being too much of a massive fucking pussy to give an opinion on anything, collecting boulders with your wife's kid, and trying to deplatform anybody who makes fun of your miserable existence.
Good luck taking this definition down, Matt.
NOW WAIT A MINUTE! MATT, NO! MATT, NOOOO!!! - Ralph on Mundane Matt
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