Feed the Owl

To have sex, perform sexual intercourse.

Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"

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owl eyes

A female with large eyes, not as large as doe eyes but still large eyes. Eyes that make you say who, who, is that!!!

Who Who is that, would you look at the owl eyes on her....

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dirty owl

While banging a stripper from the front and you sneak a white owl blunt tube up her ass and start double pumping

Boy: "last night was insane..I gave that stripper a dirty owl!"

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owl eyes

Large breasts. Because of their shape and size they look like big owl eyes. Just like the Hooters logo.

Ex 1:
Tom: Hey man shes got some big owl eyes.

Bob: Yeah man why don't you go and see if she will take them out.

Tom: Good idea bro

Ex 2:
Marissa has huge owl eyes.

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Owl City

A band with only one person, Adam Young. The songs are very good, but sometimes the lyrics don't make sense. The songs can give you headaches, but they're SO addictive! The genre is Eltronic.

Person 1: OMG I LOVE OWL CITY! <3
Person 2: Their songs give me headaches >.<
Person 1: Me too! But they're SO addictive
Person 1: ikr

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Owl City

One man band made up of a loner who sings songs about rainbows, fireflies, and the joy of picking apples. The man is a total wuss; in one song he mentions how his backbone is paper thin. Wow, what a turn on.

Dumbass 13 year old girl: "zomg hv u hrd the song fireflysss? its soooo sweet"

Me: owl city's gay man, go listen to some real music

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Fried Owl

The state that one finds themselves in when faced with seemingly insurmountable stress due to negligence on their part.

Jack: "There's an exam tomorrow?? SHIT, I haven't even opened the textbook!"

Jill: "Looks like you're a fried owl."

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