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As 112 puts it: "And when it comes to eating peaches, shorty we don't play / So all the ladies in the house if your peach is it / Put your hands in the air and represent your clit."
In short: cunnilingus.
I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream
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Princess who gets kidnapped and raped everyday, by Bowser (one horny bastard!), Baby Bowser, and others.
Either the security at the Toadstool castle is mega-sucky or Princess Peach is turned on by rapists.
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1: The offering of anal coitus by female companion, derived from the resemblance of the bent-over aerial view of the shapely female buttocks to a peach.
2: The selfless and pleasantly surprising offering of anal sex by a significant other
"I couldn't believe my luck when she turned around and offered me the Golden Peach"
"All of a sudden, she gets off, bends over and offers me the Golden Peach."
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The place to be if you live in North Salem, NY. If you want weed, you wont have to look far around peach lake, consists of 3 major party place, pietches (peaches, probly not written by a sober man) is the home of large-set, divorced men, but has been known to have some ill parties, just watch your back as the drinks can sometimes remember to watch cause harsh feelings. WARNING: Known for all out brawls. Vails, the illest party spot in North Salem, home of the most notorious drunks north salem has to offer, if you cant handle your alcahol you should probly not be there, when it comes to running from NSPD (five-oh), you can be sure everyone from vails will wind up safe in their houses by morning, even if they dont remember how they got there, they manage. Bloomerside/Bonaview, birth place of the mary i keefe library club, party spots include the Point, the Golf course, and "i mean" this girls house.
Peach Lake= 50% alcahol, 25% urine, 25% a water-like substance
"We got a 23-19 at Peach Lake. I repeat, there is an illegal house party."
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A sexual act, making use of a freshly de-stoned peach as a substitute or precursor to actual intercourse. A more nutritious alternative to a handjob, and cheaper than flavored lube.
"I blew his mind, he'd never had a Peach Job before.."
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a warm, soft, enticing butt hole
she: "I told him 'stay away from the peach hole'...but he seems to think everything down there is up for grabs!"
he: "she seems unnaturally interested in my peach hole, and...I think I like it!"
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When your low on money. Or simply don't have any money.
Hey joe, want to come get wasted tonight?
Sorry jay, i don't have enough fuzzies to support my peaches.
therefore, Joe is fuzzy peached
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