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a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.
Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.
it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.
would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?
A random craving to engage in sexual activity with a women or man with sufficient wrinkles (usually over the age of 60).
Guy #1:
Dude, I know this might sound weird, but the lady in the admin office was really nice, and kinda pretty in an old lady kind of way.
Guy #2:
Sounds like your craving a raisin occasion!
An anus.
She only let me hit the mud raisin because she said she was a virgin.
A pussy that has not been fucked
I want to find a good boneless raisins around here.
An Elderly person, usually old as hell and more wrinkly than a raisin.
Wow, that woman is an old raisin
A joke used to trick/gaslight someone, usually among four friends, one who tells the nonsensical joke, two who were told to laugh at it, and one who is made fun of for not understanding the joke.
John was confused as his friends laughed, he didn't know the joke was a bowl of raisins.