Tekken Head

Referring to the earlier Tekken days (PS1 and PS2) when their hair was jagged and unkempt, much like when one rolls out of bed. This can be seen done on purpose by pompous hipsters.

Rushing out the door after waking up from a nyquil coma, Nick was late for work and did not have time to tame his Tekken Head. There was no hope in fixing his Tekken Head and he was later fired for his unkempt appearance.

Poopy Head

The most dire and taboo of insults.

It takes dragging humanity to desperation for someone to even consider deploying this Armageddon of an insult! It should only be used in the most rare circumstances of self defence. Beware for with great power, comes great responsibility. It must only be used on predators and rapists, the most vile of humanity. And not political opponents or the other children on the playground. It has been known to cause emotional trauma merely from uttering the first syllable of this disastrous phrase.

Oh yeah!? You atac meh? Well ur a big poopy head!!

swap head

When you trade oral sex.

"Yo, you a fine ass bitch, let's swap head."

sloppy head

A blowjob with a lot of saliva.

My girlfriend gives me sloppy head everyday.

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Undead Head

The art of receiving a blowjob while playing Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies.

Jenny, would you give me some undead head while I slay zombies?

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panini head

A person who is so dumb, that thier brain isn't even a brain anymore, it's just a panini. This is normally an insult if used by commoners, but if ever used on you by Chef Gordon Ramsey, you will be blessed beyond measure.

Gordon: HEY PANINI HEAD! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?

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verbal head

The giving of aural pleasure, typically to one's superiors, though is it not uncommon to be given out to those of similar status to gain favor. Verbal head is most often seen in the workpalce, in educational seetings, or just among friends.

Very similar to brown-nosing, but typically the one giving verbal head will not stop until the recipient appears annoyed for riding them so long.

Student #1: "I like, love, rocks. Some people think their boring, but I just love them. Geology is my fvorite class. I tried to get this class everyday, but the Admissions Office wouldn't let me. I just love your class professor."
Geology Professor: "Well, I appreciate that, but I think it's time to move ahead with the lecture."
Student #3 to #4: "Damn, there she goes again, giving him verbal head. I heard she did the same thing to her Latin professor."

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