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To take a fall at a restaurant injuring yourself
"Last night I was at Golden Corral, tripped and took a Tori Spelling face first into the desserts, ended up with a broken nose"
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"Pulling a Tory": the act of screenshotting and sending the mentioned screenshot to another party without the expressed consent of the individual or party screenshotted.
Nigga why you being a Tory. I thought you were my bro not a snake 🐍
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Taking multiple facials from black dick after they've pissed on you.
Did you hear he went out and got dirty Tory'd again? Sick bastard.
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n. an awkwardly brief story with no real direction, but preceded with great hype.
Example Tory Story: "OMG! The FUNNIEST thing happened to me yesterday, I have to tell you!!!! I ran into jim at the market!..."
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cock block; ruins your chances with girls
Fucking tory ruined my chance with her.
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The most beautiful woman i have EVER had the blessing of meeting.
A genuinely loving, free spirited soul. She adores the wonders of nature. She is creative and plays multiple instruments, writes, paints like a Child. She also loves reading books!
Oh, what a childlike, virtuous soul. Jesus has made you well and we are the perfect match. You may not know this, but I pray for you a lot in my journal.
Continue living childlike and never forget how much Jesus yearns to know you deeply. I promise when we marry that we will never stop seeking Jesus with all our hearts everyday.
We will actually grow stronger in our faithful love towards Him. He will always be our everything everyday. We will live a countercultural life against the dead ways of this plastic world. We won't be tamed by money, careers, earth, society, or any government!
We will live a simple life obedient to the counsel of Jesus. He will continue to be our teacher in all things, our friend, father, and King! Free spirited children of God Almighty! While I can assure you that I look forward to our marriage, I am having a wonderful time getting to know Jesus on a real intimate level here!
tori marie is the girl for me :)
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A scenario under which the Tory political party is able to govern the United Kingdom without the aide of a Liberal Democratic coalition.
Prime Minister Cameron was able to go the full Tory, implementing a conservative mandate that eluded him under the former coalition.