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The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.
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n. a tooth that is sensitive to sugar.
"Ow! That candy bar hurt my sweet tooth!"
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During oral sex, the girl bondages the male and straps his penis to a thick rope. The girl continues oral sex as right before he cums,she ties the rope to their door. With the man blind folded, he doesnt know what the fuck shes doing. As he cums the girl slams the door shut having his penis rip off his body. She has herself a free penis!
Emma pulled a tooth fairy on chris for cheating on her.
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A bitch whos teeth are so fucked up, its the first thing you notice about her
I tried to holler at old girl, saw she had tooth game, so i had to bounce
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The residual yellowish discoloration that settles on the teeth of a person who performs copious amounts of fellatio.
For many years, I have speculated upon the reasons why her teeth were so yellow at such a young age. Then the answer hit me like a ten ton truck. She has Dick-Tooth from all of the blow J's that she has given to numerous men throughout town.
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a girl whose teeth resemble those of a jagged great white shark
hey, Mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla, i heard that bitch is so raggletoothed she would slice clean through your dick before you even knew what hit ya
hey, mike watch out on your date tonight with Kayla; I heard that bitch is so raggle toothed she would slice clean through your dick like a shark on a seals ass
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Peeing at a toilet (usually urinals) when your pee splashes and goes right into your mouth or on your lips.
I always rooster tooth whenever I go to the bathroom!
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