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(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or
woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being
penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is
referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man
or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be
embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"
Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."
Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"
Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."
Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
another way to say that someone is nipping.
It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!
when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth
I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years
When one person pisses on another person while under water.
I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool
Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.
Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!
The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!
Man did you hear about those sub Mariners? I heard those sick fucks invented the dirty torpedo!