totes my boats

1) Describes your agreeance with a proposal
2) Expresses an overwhelming sense of joy or excitement towards an occurrence or event

Grey's 'totes my boats'

Q: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
A: Totes my boats yes!

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Totes Uruk-Hai

When a situation exceeds totes orcs (awks) in both gravity and brutality

Guy 1 "Dude, we were going at it like fucking llamas when her mum walked in"

Guy 2 "Oh, totes Uruk-hai!"

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totes off the grid

totally unplugged from social media and hanging with your peeps, completely minus the annoying media buzz

Me and my peeps are gonna just kick it tonight at my place, ya know like totes off the grid man.

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Totes ma gotes

Another way of saying "suck my dick"

Dude, totes ma gotes

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Def Totes Fo' Sho'

1. Literally means "definitely, totally, for sure".

2. A completely redundant yet catchy phrase used to enthusiastically say "yes" without using too many extra syllables.

3. A phrase used when you strongly agree with something.

Alex: Hey Robyn, are you going to the concert this weekend? I heard it's gonna be bomb!
Robyn: I am so there! How about you, are you going?
Alex: Yeah, I wouldn't miss it! Jeff and Evan, are you guys going?
Jeff and Evan: Def Totes Fo' Sho'!

triple-toting mama-muncher

A man who has screwed your mom three times.

Todd is such a triple-toting mama-muncher.

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Eine tote Kuh besitzen

tote Kuh, die: Männliche Genitalien, welche durch ihre außergewöhnliche Größe, Form, Farbe und Haptik an ein totes weibliches Mitglied der Spezies Bos taurus erinnern.

Nicht für den Verzehr geeignet. Kann Spuren von Nüssen enthalten.

K: "Du hast aber eine große tote Kuh!"
A: "Danke das du bemerkt hast das ich eine tote Kuh besitzen tue"