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A mental affliction or disorder that is onset through the acute breakup of a relationship. The main symptom of this disorder is a loud verbal outburst of 2 to 3 expletives after mentioning or even thinking of the other person's name. The outburst can be unpredictable and sometimes accompanied by a physical tic: a jerking of the face and head. x-tourette can end as quickly as it begins. It is a puzzling and bizarre illness that requires massive amounts of alcohol or illegal drugs to suppress. Typically the disorder will begin again after the buzz wears off.
x-tourette's syndrome example:
Jennifer, fucking-bitch-whore, called last night to ask for her CD collection back. I told her that cock sucking slut to go fuck herself.
When I called George, little dick bustard, last night to get my CD’s back he cried and begged me to come back to him, mother fucking asshole.
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A disease often plagueing most males aged 12-43 years of age. Comonly caused by campers, noob tubers and spawn killers. Disease causes its victom to scream at the tv in a loud and relentless manner in hopes that the person or persons of the opposing team will hear his crys and change their low down dirty playing tactics or possibly put down their controller and jump from a very high ledge.
TV Noise: *Thunk....boom*
Victom:Mother fucking cock whore bitch jew!!
TV Picture: Man spawns and is immediately sniped out
Victom:I just fucking spawned no fucking way ass shit licker cunt
My boyfriend has Call of Duty induced tourettes hes yelling at the tv again
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When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.
Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"
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To randomly and compulsively say nasty words about a past lover to get over your ended romantic relationship with her.
Leave Jimmy alone. He's not crazy, he just has ex-girlfriend tourettes syndrome.
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A male affliction. The propensity to blurt out something better kept yourself when internet chatting to a woman you do not know very well.
He: You are really pretty, So what do you do?
She: I'm an accountant
He: Oh that's really impressive, I want to fuck the arse off you
She: and you are suffering Testosterone Tourettes Syndrome or TTS
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A syndrome which causes one to type curse words uncontrollably during a perfectly normal AIM conversation.
Bob: hey sally wassup?
Sally: nm, just finished some hw. you?
Bob: fuck your mom bitch dirty whore cunt jerk off beef jerky!
Sally: OMG bob wtf?!?!?
Bob: sorry, I seem to be suffering from ATS - AIM Tourette's Syndrome today.
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When you have zero control over the text messages that you are sending. And you continue to text with no response stating all kinds of ridiculous things to the person. Do to your inebriated state. And typically in the morning you have zero recollection of saying the things you did.
"Hi! I'm an astronaut". " You tool you are not responding to me" " You want to have intercourse.??" Still no response"??? "I hate you". "I love you". Next morning... Hi!! I appologize I have drunk text tourettes syndrome and I have zero control over what i say or do.
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