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When two people exchange a fart from one individual, in to the mouth, and down the throat of the other in exchange for a fresh baked loaf of bread.
Person 1: I'm out of money for your bread. How about a Kentucky Bread Trade?
Person 2: Sounds delightful. Open Up!
Person 1: AHHHHH
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A person who very hard to work with and a fuck-up at almost anything, but thinks he is good. Tends to be vocal but never about his own ability to seemingly always fuck things up.
My no count ass brother in-law is the biggest loser. He's just a jackass of all trades!
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One of the many methods employed by unseen political forces to drain people of their funds.
Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, ECT.
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1. a woman who is versatile, and who can perform many different activities very well.
2. the gender opposite of a Jack-of-all-trades
Jealous Girl 1: I hate Katey. She already has the corner office, and she just finished running a marathon.
Jealous Girl 2: I know, right? Did you hear that she's dating that new guy, Eric? You know, the one with the abs.
Jealous Girl 1: Ugghhh! She even baked this cake for Linda's birthday. And, it's amazing (wiping frosting from mouth.) She is truly a Jill-of-all-trades.
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Also known as FTS, this is a hypocritical pirate alliance that is strongly opposed to free trade in the online game Pardus. Their name makes for some irony as they are renowned for their blocking of important sectors, general communist enforcement of trade prices, and restricting spawn points of powerful NPCs for their own members. Generally disliked by most Pardusians except for the Famous Pirate alliance.
"Dammit, my space farm just got raided by the Free Trade Syndicate!"
"Damn those pirates, they were probably after your bunnies!"
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When 2 lesbians have sex during their menstrual cycles
"Jennifer and Sally are so hot for each other they'll even trade paint if need be"
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You offer to tell a friend a compliment you've heard made about her/him. But first, the friend must tell a compliment made about you. Can also be used for telling secrets.
You: Emily, I have a last go trade for a compliment.
Emily: OK, I have one for you. I heard that you were seen at the mall last week with an awesome hairstyle.
You: Oh thank you! Mark was at Hank's last week and told the bartender that you are the best looking woman to be seen there.