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When you just got demoted from the big leagues and need to blow off some steam with the locals in bumfuck Iowa. The guy shoves a whole corn up the girl’s ass, lights in on fire, and immediately covers the corn with the bell of a trombone. The girl lets a massive fart rip so flames come shooting out of the trombone.
Dude, I can’t believe the Cubs fucking demoted me to AAA. I’m gonna take Sheila out to do a Des Moines Trombone tonight!
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When you orgasm and fart at the same time.
OMG dude It was incredible. I came so hard but dropped a huge fart at the same time. A total ripper. It was amazing, but that wookette was like wtf get out of my tent. So I bounced. Big trombone finish, FTW!
When fisting and eating out a girl and she queefs on you causing the cum in her vigana to bubble and create sounds.
Lastnight when we're were getting down and dirty she hit me with a trombone spunk bubbler.
When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.
She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.
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The act of tromboning - however, cocaine is first applied to the recipients anus. This takes place under the influence of drugs and whilst listening to loud music.
when Kev came round, he wondered why his bum was numb. Then he suddenly remembered moments of the rock and roll trombone variety
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Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.
I gave my girlfriend the "Double Barrel Trombone" last night, made her howl with pleasure.
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When someone licks you ass while jerking you off and tickling your balls with their eyelashes at the same time
Dude. He gave me a Irish rusty trombone and I came all over his pillow.
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