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A self-absorbed attempt to desperately redesign a character - generally through the face - and whore the result out for attention, comfort of one's inadequacies, and/or faux-progressive ideals on tumblr.
Signs may include rounded features, excess fat, gigantic and reddened noses, sexual ambiguities, problem glasses, hipster clothing, vague ethnicity, plain ("realistic") features, and otherwise corrupting the intent of the original creator.
"Holy shit, Sailor Moon was never this fat or ugly. What a terrible tumblr face."
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a group of kids that are attractive have creepy fangirls have a 4 or 5 digit number of followers that they've gained from constantly posting pictures of themselves or half naked photos of them or from being sarcastic, rarely because they have a good blog
They normally only follow under 100 people and have a constantly spammed ask box and only answer about 2% of questions that they're asked, they all talk to each other and are friends and go to tumblr meet ups together
their blog will always have a face page where they will post 100000 pictures of them taken with high quality cameras all with lots of notes, they can make a post about eating or something irrelevant and it will get 100 notes, they usually tend to come out as gay or bisexual after a while of having tumblr and have unusual or multicoloured hair, piercings, like shopping in topshop or having weird clothes and jumpers, wear creepers and care about their hair more than anything
they all have facebook even though they complain about how much they hate it
they all recieve anon hate which they answer sarcastically
and their ask answers are always printscreened and reblogged all the time
tumblr famous person: I'm so original and different because i have pink hair and a lot of piercings and i wear jumpers and creepers, my followers love me, but i only have 11,000 i hardly have any
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The factual-style presentation of obviously untrue facts on the micro-blogging website tumblr.
"Wow, it says here that every time you die in a dream, you actually die in a different dimension!"
"That sounds like tumblr science to me."
Girls of whom served as general aesthetic inspiration throughout social media platform Tumblr's peak era, denoted by G-Eazy in 2014 hit Tumblr Girls.
Kira: Ugh, even though I was still in the womb when Tumblr was popular, I wanted to be like those Tumblr Girls so badly!
Pamela: Same, girl!
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A developmental disorder acquired by spending excessive amounts of time on tumblr, characterized by simultaneous enlightenment and ignorance. Due to its nature, it is extremely difficult to self-diagnose, as affected bloggers will dismiss the symptoms almost immediately after noticing them. Those affected will write about the equality, value, and experiences that every human shares, while isolating themselves through a declaration of hate for everyone in the world.
Incidences of tumblr syndrome include:
toinfinityandbeyond: "insert thoughtful insight here"
youvegotafriendinme: this (and/or) yes
toinfinityandbeyond: I just don't fucking like anyone
youvegotafriendinme: I'm a single, attractive, intelligent, remotely sane female from New York.
toinfinityandbeyond: No way. I'm single, attractive, intelligent, remotely sane male from New York.
youvegotafriendinme: Were going to be along forever aren't we?
toinfinityandbeyond: That we are.
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being so addicted to tumbr that you can't stop and your social life goes down the drain.
Annie: OH MY...i think i have tumblr-itus
Casey: WTF
Annie: you know...im not going out anymore, my hands are glued to the mouse pad...i can't stop making jokes only people with a tumblr can understand...plus i keep writing this: "la;ksjlkj" and correcting people when they write "your" when they mean "you're"
Casey: and when does this disease end?
Annie: never c:
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Tumblr Famous is a person who reaches 1,000 and stops following back. He or she also denies there famous even when random followers find you at the mall.
ME: Dude your Tumblr Famous.
You: No Im not
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