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siblings born the same year with different mamas and the same dad
I just had a maury twins his sister was born an hour ago.
When you take a shit and look in the bowl and there are 2 logs side by side both breaching the water
Wow, I just had my first twin towers dump! 2 Breachers!
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Masturbating to a video of yourself masturbating to a video of yourself.
I was on omegle and a videonof me came on. I knocked one out anyway. It was a perfect digital twin.
When two people kiss the same person, they become Tonsil Twins
Hey, Hayden, did you kiss Zoe?
Yes I did, Heath!
Nice, we’re tonsil twins!!
the anxiety (stress, sadness, annoyance, jealousy or anger) felt from having a twin. This usually comes from the feelings of being compared to your twin or that everyone likes your twin better. Identical twins have it even worse, as half the time people mix the two of them up! Other times it's just that one phrase that can really set off twin anxiety: "Hey, what's it like to be a twin?! Isn't it soo cool to be a twin??"
Bob- "Kylie what's it like to be a twin?"
Kylie (one who has a twin)- "HOW WOULD I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO NOT BE A TWIN?!"
Bob- .... You must have twin anxiety!
Riley- "Why so down, dude?"
Roger- "I'm so sick of having a twin, he follows me everywhere man... People can't even tell us apart. I definitely have a bad case of twin anxiety. "
Riley- "Sucks, dude."
the process of videochatting with one twin, and then the other, consecutively
twin-hopper: "hey! I was just talking to billy!"
bob: "god damnit! so not cool! stop twin-hopping!"
When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.
Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.
That girl is always siamese twinning with her friend, you never have the chance to make a move.