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used in a joke, or in a "burn"
your mama is so fat, when she steps on the weight scale it says
"one at a time please"
another example:
"so what did you do last night ?"
"YOUR MOM"
OHHH BURNNNN!
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What i thought was a peepee but its the other end
A: Bro I just saw Ur anus last night!
B: ._______.
A: It was so cool!
B: Ok shut up now
Your mum
Your mother the person who gave birth to you
10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME
The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.
Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.
Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar
Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum
This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.
Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Jeff: Ur mum
Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly
Harry: Ur mum
Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?
Harvey: No
Teacher: Why not?
Harvey: Ur mum