During the action of Vacuuming, a man sticks a vacuum rod up the woman's genitals and sucks as much juices as possible. The woman also must be on her period to really get the blood. After the vacuum makes the woman is bone dry, the man takes the bag out of the vacuum and drinks the liquid.
"Hey, I'm really glad we were vacuuming last night. It tasted like bloody honey"
"lets do it again some time."
Subtle way of saying you have a hickie or multiple
The vacuum got me. What? My girlfriend gave me a bunch of hickies.
an electrical device that uses suction to collect dust particles and other shit
hey, nerd remember when Uni Cornelius got his dong stuck in a vacuum cleaner
Used to describe a person who's dedication and tenacity ensures that the job is done right, even if it requires undertaking menial tasks.
Not to be confused with a 'Micro Manager' or 'Cleaner'
'One look at the communal workbench was enough to see that Jay was definitely the Vacuum Guy of this operation.'
'Even though she was paying all of the bills, Alyssa knew how to get her hands dirty, she was an old skool Vacuum Guy for sure.'
A person who sucks any joy out of anything and anyone if joy is present, aka my mother.
Jane brought the whole room's mood down, being the joy vacuum that she is.
The male version of a vacuum warrior princess.
Matt, a vacuum warrior prince, charges into battle with his princess Melissa by his side, and a love-bite on his neck.
Disrespectful way to refer to a persons mouth, implying that they regularly perform fellatio and/or eat many bananas
“Ron, shut your banana vacuum before someone slaps the shit out of you!”