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Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
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A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.
Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.
XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.
Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
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A sexual situation in which a girl is giving a guy head while he's rubbing her Vaginal area with his foot, which gets her extremely excited. therefore, the girl to bites down HARD on the guys dick, causing him to bleeed. Sucks.
Bro i was gettin it from Cindy last nght... but all of a sudden i got a bloody valentine!
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Lara Croft's birthday! :)
Lara Croft was born on Valentine's Day.
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Valentine's Day is a great time to get some delicious candy.
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A day of rememberance of the Minbari prophet Valen.
Valen formed the Grey Council and fought The Shadows. He is called Minbari not born of Minbari.
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1.A day when guys get skrooed for getting their girlfriend or whatever sumthin expensive when they probly wont even get laid and the girl will forget about the gift in about a week
girl:thanks for the giant bear
guy:OH YEA!lets go watch a movie
girl: dont even think about it!
guy:oh =(
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