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Modern Vampire

The Modern Day vampire often appears in horrible "romantic" movies such as twilight. Nowadays these vampires seem to have forgotten there love sucking blood and have taken up sucking cock.

Modern Vampires these days...

Remember when vampires sucked blood, not dick?

by Bronthing January 5, 2011

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vampire Weekend

A terrific Indie Rock band. Vampire Weekend established their unique and unlikely sound on their debut album, which combined punk with classical, new wave, and worldbeat music. The album was terrific, but even better is their 2nd album (Contra), which, while still containing their sound from their debut album, explores genres such as synthpop, more 80's, ska, and reggae. Contra is a classic and arguably one of the greatest modern indie records ever made. They're also notable for their unique lyrics from Ezra Koenig, using unique nouns in his songwriting to make it sound really cool.

I am a huge Vampire Weekend fan, and when they announce a third album, I will freak out. They are one of the best bands ever, and will continue to impact mainstream indie rock with every album they release.

Every Vampire Weekend band member is extremely talented and all of their songs (including Ottoman) are awesome! Get their albums today!

Obama is using Vampire Weekend songs for his campaign? That might actually make me want to vote for him!

by AnIndieRockFan March 19, 2012

79๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


vampire potato

They eat people that don't like potatos

My friend was eaten by a vampire potato

by Hajajan January 2, 2016


Vampire Cookie

cookie in cookie run: ovenbreak and cookie run: kingdom blah blah blah best s/o ever

"i love vampire cookie"

"omg so do i"

by fagforespressocookie October 18, 2021


Gaming Vampire

Someone who is awake all night gaming, then sleeps in the morning or later that day. In competitive games the average night time player is usually more dedicated and of a higher skill level than the average during the day, making ranked play at night a more risky and difficult prospect.

"Jim: Yea, we had like 10 ranked games, but we played in the middle of the night when all the vampires were out so it was pretty rough going.
Jimbo: Yea man, gaming vampires can be pretty sweaty."

by King Curly July 4, 2016


crisis vampire

A person stimulated by a medical crisis to be overly concerned and nosy, requiring reassurances and time and energy you don't have as to your outcome that no one can answer.

I didn't hear from them for months and when i got sick, they started calling and messaging all the time with their cloying need for comfort and curiosity as to what the "real story" about my disease was. My illness gave them energy: crisis vampires!!!

by DwightUrban September 3, 2020


Knowledge Vampire

A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.

Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.

Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.

I've been bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trusted colleague and is now passing my intellectual property off as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.

by Narcissism Hacker December 8, 2021