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A meat eater who respects vegan friends eating habits when eating with them but otherwise prefers animal products.
"Are you vegan?"
"No, I'm vegan by proxy."
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A clout vegan is a vegan doing it for clout
So the clout vegan thinks they're helping the world... they think they're eating plants so that less animals are being eaten but in actual fact they're not making a difference because we still have CO2 emissions and global warming and if they were helping fix those, our animals would be okay and out world wouldn't be in a fucked up situation like it is now.
Clout vegans don't make a difference in this world
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A vegan who is only interested in animal rights when it is socially advantageous. Mentioned in a Natalie Dee cartoon in September of 2006.
Visi-vegan: Even though I'm a vegan when people are around, I'm going to drink this milk because no one can see me do it.
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a unfavored phrase that indicates a joke between two offensive people and has become a major meme
James said to me the other day "Im vegan", i was so appalled
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The best kind of hoddog (Hoddog- a word used to make hot dog sound more fluent) The are the moist hoddog's that squirt out juice when you bite into it. the taste the best and you always want to suck on it.
"I love VEGAN HODDOGS"
"Vegan hoddogs make me feel like a Daljot(Daljot- a name used for Vegan Hoddog king and the inventor of the Vegan Hoddog"
(noun) an otherwise omnivorous or culinarily ambivalent person who does not consume, use or eat any animal products, not out of moral protest or compassion for animals, but through persistent force of their girlfriend's will (the hostage vegan can be male, female, or transgendered, but the captor is generally female.)
(note: plural 'hostage vegans' is practically impossible except in open/poly relationships)
Miniature torches kept several trays of pulled pork and arracheras warm, but despite his hunger, Darren, a hostage vegan of three months, waited in the corner with his arms crossed, turning down various plates passed his way by well-intending party-goers, idly checking his phone to see if Rachel, his girlfriend, had texted.