New England vegetarian

Someone who says they're a vegetarian, but eats fish. Most Californians will slap you silly if you eat fish and say you're a vegetarian, but most "vegetarians" in New England eat fish.

See pescetarian.

Alice: Why is Jane eating fish? I thought she was a vegetarian.
Bob: She's a New England vegetarian.

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Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

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this is my vegetarian body

A phrase used by the Grand Cuck Lord, Onision, in his YouTube video 'Me And My Zits (My Vegetarian Body Pt. 1)'. The extract in which he exclaims this phrase can still be seen on most B-list meme pages on Facebook, usually in the form of distortion or ear-rape.

Regular person explaining to another: "Onision exclaimed "This is my vegetarian body" in his video", what a cuck.

Onision: "This is my vegetarian... BODYYYYYYY!!!! *inaudible screaming*"

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lacto-ovo vegetarian

The most common vegetarian that eats eggs and dairy but not poultry, meat, or fish. They can also eat gelatin, bonemeal, and some fats but most don't.

Lacto-ovo vegetarians usually turn lacto-ovo to lose weight, prevent diseases, or for their love of animals.

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vegetarian hot lunch

The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."

Jeff Goldbloom was on a diet, so he had a vegetarian hot lunch.

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2nd hand vegetarian

When you get your vegetables from eating meat from an animal (deer, cow, pig, etc) that eats vegetables.

Cow eats grass. I eat cow.

I am a 2nd hand vegetarian.

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Steak-Sauce the vegetarian

A modern colloquialism used to describe adding “flavor” or vitality and glamor to an otherwise bland or boring situation.

It’s the end of the quarter and sales are bottoming out, I think it’s time to steak-sauce the vegetarian.