polish wad

A large quantity of cash bills of low denomination wrapped with a single bill of high denomination, thus giving the impression of greater wealth than one actually possesses.

Dude is banking! Oh, wait, that's just a polish wad.

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ass wad

when u shove dicks and dildos up yo ass

why u ass wad

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Dick wad

a person that steals other people's ideas for the sole purpose of trying to be cool around people that don't care about them.

Humberto: Hey I'm gonna let my hair grow out. It's totally original

Jeff: I did that last year and you called it gay so it's not.

Humberto: Technically I am.

Jeff: Technically? So that means no.

Humberto: But at least I'm gonna get ladies now

Jeff: God damnit you're such a dick wad

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Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

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penis wad

A penis that has been tied into a knot which may or may not include the scrotum. Also used when describing a person who is similarly mixed up and causing some form of annoyance.

Damn it Matthew you penis wad, this is the third time this week you messed up the money.

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connector wad

When putting up christmas lights and all cords amass in one outlet to form one huge bundle of plugs and outlets.

Clark Griswold: Hey Eddie, hand me the connector wad so i can turn night into day man with all the Christmas lights!
Eddie: Sounds good Clark, I'll get the kids!

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Weed wad

The wad of weed that a prisnor sneaks into jail. Usaully in their butt hole. Used as an insult.

Shut the f**** up, you grimy weed wad.

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