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Something that curly-haired homeschoolers enjoy doing.
Sully decided to waffle stomp our shower. He defecated onto the shower drain and then ground the fecal matter through the grate with his bare feet.
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A Chocolate Waffle is a term to describe defecating onto a laptop and shutting the lid, preferably while on. Chocolate refers the the most likely color, and waffle refers to the keyboard pattern left in the hot, crispy, stinking surface when the laptop is opened.
Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, and likely takes place in a professional office or academic setting.
n. Referring to the defecation substance itself.
v. The act of defecating on a laptop with the intent to close the lid.
See also UpperDeck
Jay knew about the impending layoffs, so in the time before he got called into the conference room for 'The Talk,' he crept into his boss' office and left a nice, rich chocolate waffle in his laptop.
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when you shit standing up in the shower and stomp it down the drain with your heel
i had to waffle stomp lats night because i couldnt hold it in long enough
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(Noun) Derived from the 2009 movie Gamer, a waffle dunker is a person who lives primarily online. Much like a catfish, they misrepresent themselves thru avatars and bold online personas. The reality is like the huge mountain of a man dunking waffles in syrup while he pretended to be a female playing the game "society" in the movie Gamer.
(Verb)
1. To spend too long a stretch of time doing nothing but gaming at the expense of personal hygiene.
2. Engaging in false relationships online strictly as entertainment.
(Noun) Pretty sure that chick you are texting with is really a waffle dunker.
(Verb)
1.I spent the whole weekend waffle dunking.
2. Some games are just too creepy because all the waffle dunking.
Bits of tissue paper that weren't properly removed after going number two and now surround a persons anus/butthole.
Example 1:
Guy: Eat my ass?
Girl: No, you got serious salted waffle!
Guy: Damnit...
Example 2:
Girl 1: The aroma of his salted waffle was like a scratch and sniff sticker and I was scratchin it.
Girl 2: Stop you'll make me barf!!
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Waffle stomping is when you shit in the shower and step on it to make it go down the drain.
Evan was Waffle Stomping in the shower this morning...
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