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Diarrhea.
*derived from "I am going to Walmart" as code for "I shall now use the bathroom to poo" or "I am going to the bathroom to fart away from human presence as a courtesy to the world."
Everything's on sale at Walmart, cuz the poop wouldn't stop flying outta my butt!
Damn, I popped a squat, but it was all liquid. Walmart must be having a sale.
Person 1: You were in there a while, everything okay?
Person 2: There was a sale at Walmart.
When the Walmart has a McDonald's, so you get yourself Chicken McNuggets to eat while you shop at Walmart.
"I went to the store the other day and got myself a Walmart Nugget. It was pretty sweet."
Having a slow and shitty wifi connection. Used because Walmart is shitty and cheap. Cheap wifi=slow wifi.
"Damn, look at all this lag!"
"Walmart wifi!!!"
When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.
I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.
goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs
omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!
The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.
My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.
Someone who would be of average attractiveness in a normal setting, but is a 10/10 when they are at Walmart
"Bro check out that girl she is so hot"
"Nah man she's just a Walmart Dime"