Dry Wank

The wank of a young man not yet able to produce a load. After much spanking of the monkey he will simply produce a puff of smoke.

"Hey kid, go dry wank yourself to sleep"

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Deal Wank

The post deal 'handshake' that a salesman enjoys following the signing of a contract.

"Where did Leroy go in such a hurry?"

"He just signed a contract worth $20,000, he'll be in the bog knocking out a deal wank!"

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wank-bank

n. the collection of mental images accessed to aid in the masterbation process

damn, check yo 3-o'clock dawg, 'dats one fer da wank-bank

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Pentatonic Wanking

Overuse of the pentatonic scale in music . The definition of SHITTY GUITAR SOLOS

One by metallica is a good song, but the solo is just pentatonic wanking and fucking tapping

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Incognito Wank

Using the incognito window in google chrome to browse porn, thus leaving no trace

matt: dude i just had the best incognito wank
nick & dave: awesome bro

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Wank Girlfriend

A girl who a man always thinks about while masturbating.

As said by Neil from The Inbetweeners series 3

I was nearly unfaithful to my wank girlfriend...it's Hayden Panettiere off of Heroes...but the other day I was tempted to knock one out over Fearne Cotton

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Crying Wank

The act of engaging in masturbation while crying over the loss of a partner. Usually engaged in during or after a breakup, or a rejection, or an affair of the heart which has gone wrong. The point of the crying wank is to 'wank' through the tears of sadness over said loved one.

This act is always accompanied with the sound of "Angels" or "She's The One" - Robbie Williams.

(While tears leak from the eyes) Brett - "I can't believe she left me" -sniff- "If there's somebody... calling me on... she's the one..." (The act of ejaculation follows this.) - A typical crying wank after being rejected by the girl of your dreams.

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