Jet Ski

To bury one's face in the breasts of a woman with A cups while making a raspberry. Basically, an attempt to motor boat on a woman breasts that aren't at the size necessary to motor boat.

Charlie smiled as he quickly shoved his face into Diana's breasts and made a motor boat sound shaking his head. Unfortunately, Diana lack the proper equipment and he was left with a jet ski.

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ski lift

One must find a handicapped person that wants to get up stairs so when they ride the electronic lift, you perform various sexual acts with them including anal and reverse cowgirl. This is the opposite of a tobogan but you stick your dick up their ass and ride them up, not down.

This dirty wheel chair slut made me give her a ski lift while going up to the 18th floor.

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ski-doo

The best sled manufacthuered ever. It had dominated in all aspects and all the othoer manufacthuers are playing catchh up with the new Rev Xp and in 03 when they came out with the rev.

I was rideing my ski-doo when i saw a guy sitting on a
F-1000 on the side of the trail thumbing for a tow and I blew past him .

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Blue Skies

A term used in reference to Percocets or any generic derivative in the same family to ask your dealer inconspicuously whether or not they have any Percs (or other), aka 'blueberries', or if they can get some.

"Do you see blue skies over there?"
"Are the skies blue today?"

YOU: "What color is the sky today?"
DEALER: "Cloud, but with a chance of blue skies in an hour or so."
YOU: "Damn. Alright. Hit me up ASAP!"
DEALER: *click*
YOU: "I hope that fucker remembers to call me."

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ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.

That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.

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Chooch ski

A slang word for a juul or vape

Man 1:" can I hit your Chooch ski?"
Man 2: "sure bud."

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Freeball skiing

when people coress there balls while skiing down a slope

man I went freeball skiing today

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