the bodies in the water

Something you do not recognize.

You do not recognize the bodies in the water.

Big Water

Ocean Water

Audience: What is Puerto Rico?
D. Trump: This is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water

Nut Water

Synonomous with sperm.

The condom broke allowing his nut water to make me pregnant.

water gun

a thing that you can use to spray liquid at people (nobody said it had to be water 👿)

I give water guns full of cat piss to children

Water Croutons

Like bread which is hard then given a fancy name: croutons.
Water which is hard (ice), then given a fancy name: Water Croutons.

"I'll have the soup du jour; Whiskey and Water Croutons"

Dildo Water

1. A jar/glass or container of cleaning solution kept typically on one's nightstand to store/disinfect/and clean your dildo. Similar to denture water or how you might see a barber disinfect their shears and combs.

Holy fucking shit! This warm ass beer taste like dildo water!

Scout water

Any highly-flammable liquid fuel with which a resourceful Boy Scout might augment the construction of his campfire, i.e. gasoline, kerosene, ethanol, naphtha, etc.

Scout: "I try and try but I just can't get this tinder to light! I think it's too wet."

Adult Leader: "Fear not, for I come bearing Scout water and good tidings. Now go find me a left-handed smoke shifter."

Scout: "A what?"

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