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A beautiful wedding which consists of all of Adam Akram's friends and the chromebook's family, to which made Adam Akram a happier fortnite addict.
Adam Akram's Wedding was so nice! Congrats to him!
When a friend of yours thinks a great idea to get married, though months into it realizes it is absolutely horrendous and awful, but he can't get out of it because there is a child on the way.
Person 1: Hey, can you believe what happened to Kent? Just a shame...
Person 2: Who gives a crap. He had his chance to get out of this reverse shotgun wedding, but he's screwed now...forever...
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At a function (wedding/formal dinner etc) one person writes a set of predictable words/phrases that could be used in the speech/speeches that are about to be given on a piece of paper, rips the paper up and hands a word/phrase to every person at the table. When such words or phrases are used in the speech, the person with that piece of paper has to drink/down an alcoholic beverage.
This is hilarious if everyone takes part and great for lightening up a dull speech.
Best Man: I'm so glad that you two are going to be so HAPPY together
Person 1: Who's got 'Happy'?
Person 2: Me
Person 1: CONSUME!
*Person 2 drinks*
Person 1: I love the Wedding Speech Game!
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Corn bread. Usually with actual corn kernels baked in.
Go cook us some Oklahoma wedding cake to go with the chili
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An act in which ripe diarrhea is sprayed upon a person by one or more participants. Usually the person being shat on is wearing bridal wear or traditional dress of the groom.
I'm sorry I can't attend your Bangladeshi wedding this weekend. I'm on a diet
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A shot gun wedding is when the father of the bride holds a gun to the head of the groom and makes him marry his daughter on his life. Usually caused by pregnancy of the bride, or a broken heart. Naturally, started in a Redneck Community.
I got er' Pregnant and now I'm in a fricken shot gun wedding!
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The layers of fat you see on the back of a woman.
My shirt & bra are way too tight. Do I have the wedding cake syndrome?
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